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Oh Glorious day! August 2, 2006

Posted by holdencaulfield in Entertainment, Jessica Simpson.
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 — Yesterday may not have been a special day for most of us.  Maybe you went to work and slacked off all day and wrote a blog.  Maybe you sat in a smokey bar all day wondering what it would be like to ride in a barrell over Niagra Falls.  However, if you had been at the Ivy last night in LA, you would have thought yesterday was a very special day.  You see, Jessica Simpson was at the Ivy last night dining on delicious foods from around the world and drinking her fill of fantastic champagne and wine.  After having a fantastic evening with her friends, she walked right out of the restaurant, through all of the paparazzi and got in her shiny, black Range Rover and drove off.  Now that may not seem like the fantastic day that I had mentioned earlier, but I may have left a little detail out.  See, she wore a nice blue dress with a tan belt and a white purse, but she was missing a relatively important part of clothing that she is ALWAYS wearing.  Some of you may call it a bra while others call it an “over the shoulder boulder holder”.  Anyway, the result was the first pictures of Jessica in a see through dress WITHOUT a bra.  Fantastic day indeed.

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 — And on another less breast-related note, the guys from ‘South Park’ are up to their crazy ways again.  In an ad running in Hollywood trade magazines, ‘South Park’ is congratulated on their Primetime Emmy nomination for Outstanding Animated Program and makes some references to Jews and Hollywood.  Has that been in the news lately?  I only remember the “sugar tits” comment.  Anyway, this is a pretty bold move by the ‘South Park’ guys.  If the Scientologists can make a baby disappear, then they surely could have a cartoon cancelled on Comedy Central.  Let’s hope not though, there definitely aren’t enough cartoons with foul-mouthed 8 year olds.

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HC

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1. Anonymous - August 3, 2006

I love this blog so much. You are my hero. I can’t wait to get down from Washington and stab my praises into your chest with a kitchen knife.

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