Jessica Biel’s bootie ….. Heath and Michelle say F U August 22, 2006
Posted by holdencaulfield in Entertainment, Jessica Biel, Penelope Cruz.trackback
Sorry, it’s been a while since I posted. I’ve been traveling for work and partying with rockstars, but you don’t care about the details. All you care about is taking 15 minutes out of your day to read some celebrity nonsense and that’s what I’m here for. So, away we go….and I’ll try to keep more up to date, but you get what you pay for.
– First up, Jessica Biel and her sweet arse. At the New York premiere of The Illusionist, Jessica Biel brought a little more than her sweet smile and pearly whites. Actually she brought a whole lot more. I don’t know if she has 2 canned hams taped to her backside, but that is one sweet looking ass. I’ve never seen that TV show she’s in, but if she wears ass-accentuating outfits, I might have to start tuning in. Actually there is no way I’d watch a show on the WB or Oxygen or whatever station she’s on, but as long as she continues to show up at movie premieres I can get my fix there. She definitely puts the “donk” in “ba-donk-a-donk”.
– Here’s a question for you. What is the most annoying noise you’ve ever heard? A baby screaming? Maybe your neighbor’s dog barking at 6AM across the street. For me though, the most annoying noise I’ve ever heard is the voice of the annoying, mousey actress, Penelope Cruz. I don’t know why she’s famous. I don’t even think I could name one movie that she’s ever been in. I guess she’s mildly attractive, but she doesn’t hold a candle to the aforementioned Jessica Biel. Anyway, the only reason I bring her up at all is because I guess last weekend she decided to go swimming in a bikini and had a little trouble keeping the twins wrapped up. Well one twin got out and she had a bit of a nipple slip. God bless the evil twin. Like I said before, I don’t know any movies she’s ever been in, so she could get naked in everything she’s in. Maybe she’s actually a famous porn star named Slutty McSlut and the only thing dirtier than she is, is the New Jersey Shore. I just don’t know anymore, but the bottom line is that I’m seeing her nips for the first time, and I’m sharing them with you.
– And lastly I don’t know where celebrities think they get off these days. Some of them yell at the paparazzi, some of them punch cameramen, and some even get drunk and call police officers horrible things like “sugar tits”. But this following picture is just a horrible commentary on our society today. Who do Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams think they are? Actors we’ve actually heard of? You’ve got to admire their choreography though. They look like off-color syncronized swimmers gearing up for a meet.
HC
I guess you are unable to view these celebs as people with the same rights to privacy that you enjoy. I can always tell when somebody is mentally unstable, they use the word “slut” to refer to people they know nothing about. I am happy to know that on the day of your judgement you will be afforded the opportunity to feel exactly the amount of pain you caused….:-)
Amen to that
What r u really that ignorant that you’ve never actually understood how big he got through Brokeback Mountain? Not to mention A Knight’s Tale, The Brothers Grimm and The Patriot all very known pictures. These are movies done before 2006, before Dark knight. Heath Ledger was (and is) most certain on top 20 in the nowadays actors league. Luckily that’s just your opinion, since in reality your so wrong. Michelle Williams, now that’s another story.
Even celebs has their right to privacy or have you forgot that they also are people? Michelle and Heath did the right thing, they showed what they think of paparazzi dingdongs!