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Scarlett has a fantastic rack…and knows it September 19, 2006

Posted by holdencaulfield in Entertainment, Scarlett Johansson.

In a new article for InStyle, the star of The Black Dahlia – Scarlett Johansson, tells the magazine that just because she is famous, doesn’t mean that the world needs to know everything about her life. 

“I can’t stand those articles where people spill their life story,” Johansson says in the October issue of InStyle magazine, on newsstands Friday. “After a while I feel like I know more about them than their best friend does and that’s weird. It’s better when you don’t know everything.”

She also talks about how she loves her figure and wouldn’t change a thing about it.

“I’m curvy I’m never going to be 5’11’ and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I’ve got.”

We all feel lucky that you have what you’ve got.  What a breath of fresh air.  Seriously, I’m so sick of these trashy whores mucking up Hollywood.  It’s always: Lindsay Lohan broke her wrist while jacking off a donkey in Tijuana, Paris Hilton got an STD from a panda in China, Britney is pregnant with her ump-teenth trailer trash kid or something else equally tacky.   

Scarlett’s last quote is the best:

“Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The president’s. I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office.”

The president?  If you asked Lindsay Lohan that question I almost guarantee it would be some nightclub owner or a DJ.  And if you asked Paris where the President worked, she couldn’t tell you even if you spotted her the White and the House.  And Scarlett could definitely get something done with a rack like that.  It’s a well known fact that ample amounts of cleavage can solve most disputes including world hunger.

I could write all day about his girl.  She is simply gorgeous, seems to have it all together, would rather spend her time working on her craft instead of partying – which is only unfortunate because her craft isn’t wearing a french maid outfit at the Holden Caulfield mansion and serving me fruity drinks by the pool – and she’s smoking hot.  Did I say that already?  Anyway, I’m babbling and here are the pictures from the magazine and a couple others.

 scarlett-johansson-vogue-uk-03.jpg     scarlett-johansson-vogue-uk-04.jpg     scarlett_johansson11.jpg     scarlett6.jpg



1. Joe Vatalaro - September 20, 2006

Scarlett is a freaking babe! Wish I was slipping my big salami to her right now!

2. sERG g. - February 3, 2007

Hey guys!
What do you think that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important – CHRISTIAN young lady!
I’ll tell you guys more, that clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, to be more specific, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Thank you!
Her close friend Sergei G.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.

3. lary - February 8, 2007

She doesn’t have a nice rack (they’re saggy as hell and are very differently sized). But she does have a great bra. Pretty girl with an average body and little talent. She’s, like I said, pretty..but sexiest woman in the world? You haven’t seen many women in you life, have you?

4. Derek Jeter - August 2, 2007

She has frumundacheese.

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