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Sorry Kids, I’m out October 18, 2006

Posted by holdencaulfield in Amber Tamblyn, Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Claire Danes, Dane Cook, Elizabeth Hurley, Entertainment, Erica Durance, Erika Christensen, Eva Green, James Bond, Janet Jackson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, John Travolta, K-Fed, Kate Bosworth, Kate Hudson, Katherine Heigl, Kristin Kreuk, Lindsay Lohan, Links, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Mel Gibson, Movies, Natalie Portman, Paris Hilton, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Rachel Bilson, Scarlett Johansson, Sophie Monk, Sports, Suri Cruise, Tara Reid, Uncategorized, Victoria Beckham.

Well, I have some bad news.  Apparently I’m all out of space for pictures, so I’m getting the hell out of here.  If you want to keep reading Holden’s Rants, I’ll be at


Come to the new site if you enjoy nip slips and outlandish criticism of celebrities.

See you there


Lindsay fired for being a hoe-bag August 1, 2006

Posted by holdencaulfield in Cameron Diaz, Entertainment, Lindsay Lohan.
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Not exactly, but she was fired from her UK record contract with Island Records for many reasons, but mainly just sucking immensely.  Apparently she failed to travel to the land of tea, crumpets and bad teeth for a planned promotional tour for the album that was recorded last year. 

According to The Sun, “The single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to promote it.  In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain.  She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album.  Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

An actress’s CD was a flop?  I’m so surprised.  Jennifer Love Hewitt’s CDs have done so well, that I assumed Lindsay’s would be double platinum the first week out.  A couple things get me about this story.  First of all, who the hell gives her a record deal and lets her record not one, but 2 albums, but I guess Paris Hilton has an album so it’s not like record execs are that discriminating.  But seriously were they so impressed by her driving of Herbie that they thought she could sing?  Or maybe they were impressed by her collection of 546 bikinis that she has paraded out this summer.  Whatever, monkeys playing banjos could make a more melodic CD than the red-headed giraffe.  And secondly, why would anyone trust this girl with an ounce of responsibility?  I mean you do have to be pretty responsible to make sure all your beer is iced down and that there is enough blow for everyone at your party, but fly overseas to promote your own album?  That’s pretty tricky stuff and not everyone can handle that kind of pressure.

And I’m soooooo tired of putting up pictures of LL and her bikinis, so here are some pics of Cameron Diaz and her ba-donk-a-donk.

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